求英语的笑话100-200个字的笑话 ,急 ,要带有朗读原音

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求英语的笑话100-200个字的笑话 ,急 ,要带有朗读原音

求英语的笑话100-200个字的笑话 ,急 ,要带有朗读原音
求英语的笑话100-200个字的笑话 ,急 ,要带有朗读原音

求英语的笑话100-200个字的笑话 ,急 ,要带有朗读原音
1.Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
2.
DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU?
One day,Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.He called Tim to his desk and said to him,"You got all your homework right this time,Tim.What happened?Did your father help you?"
"No,sir.He was too busy last night,so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.
你爸爸帮你了吗?
一天,蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业,发现他全做对了.老师很高兴,同时也十分惊讶.他把蒂姆叫到桌前说:"蒂姆,你这次的作业全都做对了,怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?"
"不,先生,我爸爸昨天很忙,我不得不全由自己做了."
你是拿来演讲吗,我觉得这两个挺好的诶~
挺简单又简洁.